My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.
im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
Today’s Gender of the day is: event
look at this fucking opossum